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Oct. 2nd, 2008 03:15 pmDear Abby:
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our horoscope doesn't match. I think I realized it when I threw up on George Bush and his wife, and I saw you pour syrup on my father. I'm sure you're man enough to understand that I get turned on by garbage men. I'm returning the pictures from LA to you, but I'll keep the oil stocks as a memory. You should also know that I told my psychiatrist about your eggplant-fetishism.
Greetings to your frog Leonard,
Cait
( *HEM* )
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our horoscope doesn't match. I think I realized it when I threw up on George Bush and his wife, and I saw you pour syrup on my father. I'm sure you're man enough to understand that I get turned on by garbage men. I'm returning the pictures from LA to you, but I'll keep the oil stocks as a memory. You should also know that I told my psychiatrist about your eggplant-fetishism.
Greetings to your frog Leonard,
Cait
( *HEM* )
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